Sunday, December 29, 2013

Saturday December 21, 2013  Mnstf at Scott and Irene Raun's.  (And celebration of Scott's birthday.)

Average age of attendees was lower than usual, thanks to two of Irene's grandchildren.

On hosts' bookshelves:  Virginia Frankel, What Your House Tells About You (1972.)  The details are outdated, not to mention condescending attitudes toward gays and lesbians; but worth reading.  (The author was an interior decorator -- a profession stereotypicaly attractive to gay men, at least in the US.)

Which prompted me to confirm my guess that one attendee had grown up in the country.  (Clue:  tendency to save things which Might Be Useful Someday.)

Sunday December 22, 2013  Late Saturday night thoughts:  Assume government does everything badly.  The logical way to fight crime is to turn it over to the government.  Statist incompetence won't abolish crime; but will ensure that socialized murder (for example) is almost always unsuccessful.

And a story attacked me. 

Friday, December 27, 2013

Friday December 20, 2013 Shopped at Dollar Tree and Aldi.

Food distribution at Community Emergency Service, run by Augustana Lutheran Church.  (Augustana meets in the CES building, and I believe donated it.  I suspect it was originally an Episcopalian church; the stained glass windows were donated by the Epworth League.)

The male pastor invited me to the Sunday morning.  (There's also a female pastor.)  He knows I'm an agnostic.

I don't think Martin Luther welcomed agnostics.  And I don't think he would've cared for the idea of female pastors.

***Technology investor Tim Draper tells Tech Crunch he will file a ballot initiative to split California into six separate states.

Said Draper: "It is about time California was properly represented with Senators in Washington. Now our number of Senators per person will be about average.

"Getting such a measure on California's wacky ballot will be no easy task. Attempts to get initiatives on the state ballot can cost millions of dollars, and often fail. That said, California has a long secessionist history, and there are a number of folks who want to split the West Coast into smaller territories."

However, Rick Hasen says it can't be done through a ballot initiative.
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2013/12/20/six_californias.html

Pedantic note:  California does not include the entire West Coast of the continental United States

***From Twitter:

Arjun Basu ‏@arjunbasu We feel the loss. The wasting away of that which defines life. The evidence of our finality. Has it been three seconds yet? I ask, hopefully

Friday, December 20, 2013

Tuesday December 17, 2013  "...author of self-published bestseller WOOL Hugh Howey has written a story set in the world of Kurt Vonnegut for Amazon's Kindle Worlds fan fiction platform. Peace In Amber, inspired by the story of Billy Pilgrim and the Tralfamadorians in Slaughterhouse-Five, will be released on January 14. (And, in turn, Howey has licensed his own trilogy to Kindle Worlds for others to write.)"
From Publishers Lunch <lunch@publisherslunchdaily.com>

***Comments of comment:

Dermot Dobson 12/16:  "In similar vein, BBC 3 part documentary 'The Time Travellers Guide to Elizabethan England' is very interesting, and can provide much guidance for time traveller SF. You could, for instance, be accused of treason for not eating fish frequently enough (fishing fleet needed support to provide a pool of sailors for the navy). The series (on YouTube, I see) is based on a book: http://www.timetravellersguides.com/.../elizabethan.html
The Time Traveller's Guide to Elizabethan England
www.timetravellersguides.com
We think of Queen Elizabeth I's reign as a golden age. But what was it actually like to live in Elizabethan England? If you could travel to the past and walk the streets of London in the 1590s, where would you stay? What would you eat? What would you wear? Would you really have a sense of it being a..."

Thanks.  Looks like a useful website and a useful book.

fjm 12/17: "I used to get very confused re the name of one of the Walton girls. For years I thought it was Aaron."

spiralflames 12/16-12/17: "i just hate lack of research. reading a novel that jumps back to the 12th century. she has her character say she'd like to 'waltz right by...'

"waltz. invented in the late 1700s...sigh..."

***From Twitter:

NSA Public Relations ‏@NSA_PR We are officially no longer collecting metadata. Instead, we are immortalizing fleeting moments in our global scrapbook project.
Retweeted by Steve Silberman
Monday December 16, 2013  I decided to see if there are preteen romance novels.  The category exists, and contains many books.

***Comments of comment:

Lee Gold, 12/16: "'Your Character Wouldn't Say That' Back when I took Linguistics (grad school, English), we learned the International Phonetic Alphabet and tried to use it to write down sounds.

"And one of the girls in my class of thirty or so students didn't hear a difference between 'cot' and 'caught.'"

Only one?

***From Twitter:

Serendipity -- two consecutive tweets: 1) Gary Farber ‏@GaryFarberKnows "Dinosaur erotica was something new that I’d never tried before." Q&A: The Women Who Write Dinosaur Erotica http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/10/qa-the-women-who-write-dinosaur-erotica.html …

2) Ed Yong ‏@edyong209 Ruh-roh RT @JohnRHutchinson: Myhrvold: dinosaur growth rates have been badly mis-estimated, if his stats are right: http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0081917 …

Helen O'Hara ‏@HelenLOHara Had a confusingly contradictory moment earlier when I ordered a Virgin Pornstar martini. #TeetotalLife
Retweeted by rivenhomewood

Jim Galloway ‏@politicalinsidr Prosecutor sez Don Balfour had BA, MA in accounting, and held CPA certificate. Defense: "D.B. hated accounting. He wasn't very good at it."

Zennie Abraham ‏@zennie62 Nudity Activist Announces Plans For Naked Wedding At SF City Hall – CBS Local http://ift.tt/J0Ap58

Arjun Basu ‏@arjunbasu 14 Dec He looks up from his phone clearly annoyed. Are you talking to me? he asks. Forget it, Happiness says, and walks away and plays with a child

Wall Street Journal ‏@WSJ Want to get stock tips from tweets? A look at the tools investors use: http://on.wsj.com/1heaLX4  $TWTR

Susan Cosmos ‏@SusanCosmos Be daring, be different, be impractical; be anything that will assert integrity of purpose & imaginative vision against the play-it-safers!

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Friday December 13, 2013  "What's this tickertape thing? Doesn't everybody see spoken words printed out in front of them?"

I keep learning that people often don't know either how differently their minds work from everyone else's, or how similarly they work.

***From Twitter:
trendwatching.com ‏@trendwatching 11 of the world's 20 fastest-growing countries are in sub-Saharan Africa http://buff.ly/1dpkK9u  #2014trends #FABA

***From file770.com:

(1) Now we know – The Green Slime is really black. And it’s living inside the Chernobyl reactor!

    Like out of some B-grade sci fi movie, a robot sent into the [Chernobyl] reactor discovered a thick coat of black slime growing on the walls. Since it is highly radioactive in there, scientists didn’t expect to find anything living, let alone thriving. The robot was instructed to obtain samples of the slime, which it did, and upon examination…the slime was even more amazing than was thought at first glance.

    This slime, a collection of several fungi actually, was more than just surviving in a radioactive environment, it was actually using gamma radiation as a food source. Samples of these fungi grew significantly faster when exposed to gamma radiation at 500 times the normal background radiation level. The fungi appear to use melanin, a chemical found in human skin as well, in the same fashion as plants use chlorophyll. That is to say, the melanin molecule gets struck by a gamma ray and its chemistry is altered. This is an amazing discovery, no one had even suspected that something like this was possible.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Your Character Wouldn't Say That

It's snowing for Christmas in cities all over the world, including Honolulu.  At an expert conference, the viewpoint character says "It never snows in Hawaii." 

I stopped reading. 

An expert would know that it snows in Hawaii.  At rather high elevations, not every winter, and not enough for safe skiing; but it does snow in Hawaii.

It is barely, barely possible an expert talking down to laymen would say that. But not when talking to fellow experts.

The story is Connie Willis's "Just Like The Ones We Used to Know."  I still read sf and fantasy by her -- but I don't count on her to get her facts right.  And if it's a kind of story which depends on factual accuracy (for example, set in the past), I don't read it.

How do you get expert speech right?  Run it past that kind of expert.

Now:  let's say you have reason to consider yourself well informed about politics.  You're a well-read conservative or a well-read liberal.  Your character is of the opposite persuasion; but you know exactly how Those People talk and write.

No. You don't. Unless you're a professional linguist and this is your area of research.

If you aren't, consult people of that political persuasion. That EXACT political persuasion, of course. 

Or you're writing a character who grew up where and when I did.  You know me, and you've listened to me enough to know how such a character would talk.

Bad news -- there may be sounds you don't hear. 

Some Americans and Canadians pronounce "Aaron" and "Erin" identically, and find it difficult to hear the difference when I say these names.  Most Americans pronounce "horse" and "hoarse" identically; I don't.

If you're English, and you speak Received Pronunciation or a London-area dialect, you're likely to have trouble hearing when Americans do or don't pronounce r-sounds at the ends of syllables. (That's real, genuine R's; not the sound Ian Fleming meant when he said Americans pronounced his name "Iarn.") 

And: there are people who clearly remember me saying I grew up in a small town.  No. I grew up in the country.  There are places where "It's the same thing, isn't it?" -- but Ulster County NY isn't one of them.  (Or wasn't.)

The good news:  Dialecticians and theatrical coaches have produced written and audio material on dialects. 

But it's still a good idea to have at least one native speaker look over what you've written.

But what if you story is set in the future?  I know of one useful reference work:  Allan Metcalf, Predicting New Words:  The Secret of Their Success; Houghton Mifflin, 2002; ISBN 0-618-13006-3.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Tuesday December 10, 2013 General Mills was dumping nasty stuff in my neighborhood for several decades.  Minneapolis city government found out about it in 1981.  Now, a class action lawsuit has been filed on behalf of Southeast Como property owners, to get General Mills to clean the stuff up.

This evening, there was a meeting at Van Cleve Park with the lawyers handling the suit.

The stuff is called TCE.  It gets into water; it also vaporizes and gets into indoor air.  It's known to cause medical problems, and suspected of causing others.

Repeat:  the city government learned of the problem in 1981.

***"Paul Walsh of the Strib says: 'A Twin Cities gymnastics coach has been put on leave after a Cottage Grove father accused him of tattooing his 15-year-old daughter without her parents’ knowledge. Along with being put on leave as the girls gymnastics coach at Park of Cottage Grove, Terry Hardy, 37, of Hastings, has been fired as coordinator of gymnastics for the South Washington County School District’s community education program. He is not a teacher in the district.… Rasmussen, who is not a gymnast, showed KMSP-TV, Channel 9, her tattoos and told the station that Hardy tattooed a cross on the back of her neck, the word "strength" on her wrist and her favorite song lyrics across one shoulder. She also told the station that Hardy pierced her tongue, but she removed the stud.' So it was kind of a religious thing …?"
minnpost.com

***Comments of comment
venacava, 12/09:  "I have that flavour of synesthesia (and a couple others). What a headache. Good for writing fiction though."

I didn't realize I had any kind of synesthesia till I was 17.  Didn't notice most of my synesthesias till I started taking meds for ADHD. 

***From Twitter:
CynInHerts ‏@CynInHerts There was once a US politician called Azariah Cutting Flagg.
Retweeted by Lynne Murphy

Charles M. Blow ‏@CharlesMBlow Ann Coulter tweets: "When asked why he shook a dictator’s hand, Raul Castro said it seemed like the polite thing to do.” I can't. I give up.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Saturday December 7, 2013 Pearl Harbor Day

Comments of comment:  Ed Meskys 12/06: Thanks. A good view of what SF is really about. I am also a Gilbert & Sullivan fan, and their parodies are of their current stuation, whether it be set in Japan (MIKADO) or the middle ages (PRINCESS IDA). So many stf writers see a future like ours. How many stories had an interstellar civilization continuing to fight a Soviet empire!

***From Twitter:

Jonathan Martin ‏@jmartNYT Vintage @newtgingrich, pushing back w a history lesson at conservs who knocked him for praising Mandela > http://www.gingrichproductions.com/2013/12/what-would-you-have-done-nelson-mandela-and-american-conservatives/ …

Marcus Chown ‏@marcuschown Retweet if you think the NHS would be safer run by this baby owl in a knitted hat than by David Cameron pic.twitter.com/3xCWyvTiHy
Retweeted by Moonbootica

Al Jazeera America ‏@ajam Judge says Denver bakery must sell wedding cakes to gay couples http://alj.am/1hF24YF

Monday, December 9, 2013

Sunday December 8, 2013.  A telepath is investigating the mind of someone with very strong synesthesia (synaesthesia.)  From John Brunner, The Whole Man:

"...Howson found himself on the top of a dizzying slide, lost his grip, and went headlong, skidding and slipping into a vast uncharted jungle of interlocked sensory experiences.

"...Howson had experience of minds with limited audio-vision -- those of people to whom musical sounds called up associated colors or pictures -- but compared to what went on in Rudi's mind that was puerile.

"...Images presented themselves:  a voice/velvet/a kitten's claws scratching/purple/ripe fruit -- a ship's siren/fog/steel/yellowish-gray/cold/insecurity/sense of loss and emptiness -- a common chord of C major struck on a piano/childhood/wood/black and white overlaid with bright gold/hate/something burning/tightness about the forehead/shame/stiffness in the wrists/liquidity/roundness..."

Rudi Allef has been unable to convey his artistic visions to an audience, frustrating him to the point of trying to kill himself.  Later on, with the help of Gerry Howson, another telepath, and another artist, he becomes able to do so.

My synesthesia is nowhere near this strong.  However, I do want to communicate aspects of it to an audience.  And so far I haven't been able to.

I'm not remotely frustrated enough to consider suicide; a good thing, since I don't know any helpful telepaths.

My preferred medium is printed words (or the electronic equivalent.)

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Thursday December 5, 2013  Cold!

Adult Children Anonymous meeting.

***From Twitter:

Hari Kunzru ‏@harikunzru
I remember the 'Hang #Mandela' young Conservative crowd at Oxford in 89. Now in govt. I know some have genuinely changed their minds 1/2
Retweeted by William Gibson

Hari Kunzru ‏@harikunzru
2/2 but I've never heard anyone say they're ashamed of being part of that. Tonight they're all on social media writing #Mandela homilies.
Retweeted by William Gibson

***Comments of comment:
don_fitch (don_fitch) 11/30:  "'On the Net, someone asked: Given an Earthlike, mostly-rural colony
planet, what weapon would be used to hunt wild turkeys?

"'My response: Depends muchly on the level of technology.

"'And a warning against use of atomic grenades, which wouldn't leave the meat in condition to be cooked and eaten.'

"Ummm... yes, hunting turkey would probably depend largely on the level of technology... unless there were a Ritual element involved. Using net traps might well be considered best -- I remember all too well the 'watch out for the bird-shot' admonition regarding the turkey, duck, and pheasant at Thanksgiving Dinner up at Aunt Peggy & Uncle George's farm near Adrian, Michigan, in the '30s & '40s. Fortunately, it was a baby-tooth I cracked, but even so.... Mind you, the Domesticated Turkeys we have nowadays are a world away from the wild ones of my childhood, and I miss the duck, goose, pheasant, and venison. Hey, for that, you need A Big Family Gathering -- I settled, this year, for a package of turkey necks for stock, and a pair of thighs for meat."

 Lady Sheherazahde Lachesis (sheherazahde) 12/03

"I love reading old futurist Sci-fi, it says so much about the culture it comes from. I have a very old copy of Bellamy's 'Looking Backward 2000-1887' and a matching copy of a story called 'Looking Forward: A Dream of the United States of the Americas in 1999' by Arthur Bird. They are two very different visions. I also have Mack Reynolds retelling of 'Looking Backward'.

"But even 'Erehwon' is an interesting exercise in social [commentary].

"Science fiction may take place in the future but but one is a fool to think it is about the future."

Some of it is intended to be. 

The writer might be certain about what the future is going to be like.  (I don't recall any story in this category which got the future right.)

Like historical novels intended to be about the pasts in which they're set, fiction in this category which is mostly present-oriented is at least a partial failure.

Or might intend to speculate on what might happen.  Murray Leinster's 1946 story "A Logic Named Joe" is the most successful I can think of in this category.  Leinster got the Internet a whole lot closer to right than anyone managed in the 1980s.  (And closer than most in the 1990s.)

Some sf authors write about the way things have always been, and always will be.  Oddly enough, their futures become outdated as quickly as anyone else's.

And some intend to write about the present.

But often, fiction set in the future is about the past rather than either future or present.  This might be inadvertent:  the author hasn't noticed changes which have already happened.  The rock you listened to in the 1970s isn't the dominant popular music of the future -- or even the present!  Italians aren't the latest immigrant group in New York City!  California politics has changed in the last few decades!

Sometimes it's deliberate.  Spaceships will not only be run like sailing ships; they will have sails.